To me, setting this edict out before a child before they go to sleep seems just to compound problems. Now, not only do they have bed bugs biting them, but they feel the blame lays on them since supposedly they should have the ability to will the bugs to stop. But no, they can’t, so it just adds anxiety to the bed-bug-bites.

“See Mikey, you’re just letting those bugs bite you, and that’s why you’ll grow up to be a spineless coward.”

The comic at bowlofawesome is going to start delving into some complex issues. Very, very complex. Complex in a bad way. In the field research leading up to this comic, some… things happened… click to read…

So, here’s the comic at bowlofawesome. Didn’t know there was one? Well I feel sorry for you. Check back later for more if you still don’t believe it. Just click on the thumbnail below to install humour into your intertube.

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then you should easily be able to take one bird and exchange it for a bush filled with two birds. Now you’ve doubled your birds, PLUS you’ve got a swanky new bush for your yard.

…then you can no longer achieve the S ranking for this level and must hit reset.

Anyone who has spent more time watching Youtube than they are proud of will appreciate this video:

…you think back to whatever you did to make life give you those lemons. Then you keep doing that until life gives you ALL it’s lemons. That’s when you start your lemon buy-back plan with life.

And you price gouge your way to your dreams.

“Bahamians are the worst!”
“Yeah, the worst at sucking.”
“…”
“Yeah, you think about that.”

You should be able to guess which one is me. (The handsome one.)

Unlike Dilbert, Garfield is not funny. UNLESS all references to him are removed from the comic strip. Like so.

(Personal favorites, this or that.)

Amongst Dilbert’s many accomplishments is inspiring someone very special to become an engineer. However, that doesn’t mean that random strangers can’t improve on the punchlines, as seen here, here, and there. In fact, this one and that one were reported to have been done by people you know.