How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, by now, empirical evidence suggests that a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Just think about that. It will chuck all the wood that it can. I know I don’t always give my absolute peak performance when I do a task. Apparently, woodchucks have no internal barrier between their raw potential and what they will actually do. Woodchucks: They don’t mess around.