Bowl of Awesome

What is a bowl of awesome? Well, to understand this concept, first you must understand the constituents that make up the statement. A ‘bowl’ is a striped brown coloured ceramic convex dish bought in Kyoto, Japan. Awesome is the best possible word choice in most situations needing an adjective. Also, ‘bowl of awesome’ is a metaphor or something deep like that. Basically, a bowl of awesome is anything very important and profound that you think of, but when you try to tell someone else you realise that it sounds as crazy as a bowl of awesome.

Sean

[Engineer]

Technician working for a revival of a lost civilization. His best skill is ‘Snipe’, using the legendary ‘Gun’.

Critical acclaim for Sean

“[Sean has] years of experience pointing things at things!” ~ Sean’s sister

“…may already be a winner!” ~ Internet, various

“Though I don’t really know him on a personal level, or even know much about about him, I do know this: he’s gonna make it big.” ~ Sean’s Mother

“I love [Sean]…” ~ Barney

“[Sean] might be a redneck…” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

“[Sean is] the wind beneath my wings.” ~ Bette Midler

“[Sean] is always right.” ~ Various businesses

“Only [Sean] can prevent forest fires.” ~ Smokey T. Bear

“Definitely has what it takes to be a true Autobot.” ~ Optimus Prime (Unverified)

“[Sean lights] up my life.” ~ Whitney Houston

“We love to see [him] smile.” ~ McDonald’s Corporation

“…ask not what your country can do for [Sean] - ask what [Sean] can do for your country.” ~ John F. Kennedy

“Sean is a healthy baby boy, with minimal visible defects or abnormalities.” ~ Doctor’s Hospital Maternity Ward

“[Sean is] just one click away from $10,000!” ~ Internet, various

“Uncle Sam wants [SEAN]!” ~ Uncle Sam

“A pleasure to teach.” ~ Various

“Runtime: 11826420 min (at least)” ~ http://www.mathcats.com/explore/agecalculator.html as of 7pm Friday May 30th 2008.

“God must have spent a little more time on [Sean].” ~ ‘N Sync

“We’re his best friends!” ~ Dogs everywhere (Unverified)

“In Soviet Russia, television watches [SEAN]!” Yakov Smirnoff

“…[Sean] loves me.” ~ Barney

“The power is [Sean’s]!” ~ Captain Planet

“Time’s Person of the Year: [Sean].” ~ Time Magazine, 2006

“Sean is mostly[sic] awesome.” ~ Anon. (Citation needed)

Critical Criticism for Sean

“I pity [Sean]…” ~ Mr. T