I’m gonna go ahead and say, that I occasionally eat entire heads of lettuce. Not just to prove I can mind you, or because I think it’s healthy, but because it’s just great. It’s crunchy and juicy and just awesome. Cabbage too, I guess, but iceberg lettuce primarily. Seriously. It’s great.

Picking up women is hard work. Believe me. This one time, I totally dropped one, and I couldn’t return it, not even for store credit.

So it’s time to know what the most awesome game is. It’s the Super Smash Bros. series. It’s good to get that out of the way.

Yeah, I definitely want you guys to know exactly how much I love The Transformers. It’s a lot. You can decide for yourself how this relates to today’s comic. It doesn’t.

I think we need to take a moment to commemorate all the people who take the time to tell things to other people. Were it not for them, we would all have less things to think about. And that would be… bad…?

The comic at bowlofawesome is going to start delving into some complex issues. Very, very complex. Complex in a bad way. In the field research leading up to this comic, some… things happened… click to read…

So, here’s the comic at bowlofawesome. Didn’t know there was one? Well I feel sorry for you. Check back later for more if you still don’t believe it. Just click on the thumbnail below to install humour into your intertube.